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Bilkul fresh :

Chor aya,

Tijori par likha tha :

"Todne ki zaroorat nahi button dabao, khul jayegi"

Button dabate hi Police aa gayi.

Police : Tumko kuch apni safai me kehna hai ?

Chor : Maa kasam aaj insaniyat se vishwas uth gaya..

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Ravan ko court me laya gaya aur kaha :- Gita pe hath rakho.

Ravan bola :- Sala Sita pe hath rakha to itna matter hua,
Ab Gita pe . . . .

SORRY BOSS I'M NOT INTERESTED.

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Doctor: Aapki Biwi ab sirf do dino ki mehman hai.

I'm so sorry...

Santa: Isme sorry ki kya baat hai Dr. Saab.
Nikaal lenge ye do din bhi jaise-taise...

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Ek Sardarni behosh ho gayi.

Doctor: Yeh mar gayi hai..

Jab usko jalane lage to woh uth baithi aur boli mein zinda hoon...!!

Sardar: Chupchap padi reh gawar,
Tu Doctor se zyada jaanti hai kya?

Jalao ji Jalao.

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Santa: Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho jaye to usi doctor se shaadi kar lena...

Biwi: Aisa Q kehte ho ji? 

Santa: To kya doctor ko maaf kar doon??

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Sardar ne apni sagaai tod di...

Kyonki

Ladki kunwari thi...

Sardar bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui,
Wo meri kya hogi...

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Husband : Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai Hai...Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuchh Sunaai Nahi Deta...
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Hakim:
Mashaalla Ye Bimari Nahin,...Tum par Allah Ki Rehmat Hui Hai !!

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