Santa Banta Joke Series 01

Teacher -
नाड़े ko english में kya kehte hai.?
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Santa - P.H.D. 🐊
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Teacher -kya....???
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Santa -
Pyjaama Holding Device.🐊.
Teacher behosh..!
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Doctor To Santa:
Aap ki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi
Hai
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Santa Pehle To Bohat Roya Phir Aansu Ponchte Huwe ;
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 Kitne Number Se ??
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Santa to Banta:
Yaar koi aisa valentine gift bataa jo seedha teri bhabi ke dil per lage;

Banta: Goli mar de 
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Santa Sharab pite pite Rone Laga..
Banta: Kya hua Ro Q Rahe Ho?
Santa: Yaar Jis Ladki ko Bhulane ke Liye Pi raha tha Uska Naam Yaad Nahi Aa Raha..
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1 Girl Fasi Laga rhi thi, Santa ne Window se Dekha. Socho Santa kya bola hoga?

Sirf latkne se height nhi bdhegi mumy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye.
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Santa- pant ki silai kitni hai?
Tailor  -  150 Rs.
Santa - Aur nikkar ki?
Tailor - 50 Rs.
Santa- Chal nikkar hi sil de or lambai pairon tak rakhiyo.
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Santa-Yaar Banta hum dono me kya Rishta hai ?
Banta -jo Besan or Pakode ka hai
Santa - wo kaise?
Banta- Qki jab Besan SANTA hai Tabhi to Pakoda BANTA hai.
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Teacher- beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot h uska matlab kya hai ?
Pappu - iska matlab ki tiger online hai.

 Ultimate Hit!!

Sardar ka interview:
Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha hain?

Sardar ne apna  khatarnak dimag lagaya or bola
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"Vidhwa Aurat....
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Heights of Confidence :
Son : school nai jaunga !
Mom - kyu ?
Son : job karunga.
Mom - class 1 pad ke kya job karega nalayak !!
Son : KG ki ladkiyo ko tution padhaunga ...
Always be confident ..
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Shaadi mein sardar bahut der se khana kha raha tha...kisi ne pucha, kab tak khaoge ?

Sardar - Mai toh khud pareshan hoon .....par card me likha hai,

"Dinner 7-12pm"
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Santa Banta Joke Series 01

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